I know I know, money can’t buy happiness. Some day “well I would rather cry in a Ferrari”, but honestly I don’t like driving, so I personally would rather be miserable in the back seat while my chauffeur drives.
But I do realize money cannot fix everything. For example:
Money cannot fix cold sores. It can be used to purchase more things that say they fix cold sores, but NOTHING fixes cold sores really.
Money cannot get back that white shirt you loved that you spilled pasta sauce on. It can buy another shirt, maybe even the same one. But not THAT shirt that you wore on your most favorite birthday yet that is now unwearable.
Money cannot keep gum at the perfect chewing consistency forever.
(Although if you have been considering giving me a million dollars please do not feel discouraged from doing so!!)