Things I Don’t Understand:
-Why not all coffee shops have bathrooms. Seriously. Yikes.
-When people don’t offer their seat to pregnant women on the subway. As my mother puts it: You may not have children but I know you have a mother.
-Why coffee is so expensive in trendy neighborhoods. I understand marking up the carrot-apple-blessed-in-the-mountains-kale smoothie, but why the stuff that is literally just bean juice?
-Why most people in retail are not allowed to wear sneakers. FEET PROBLEMS ARE REAL OK???
-Why all coffee shops don’t have houseplants in them. It makes it so much easier to pretend I am at home being economically conscious instead of paying $4 for a cup of black coffee because I like feeling trendy.